2010 June

Short jokes

Q. What’s the advantage of having group sex?
A. If you have something to do, you can always leave…

Q. When will World Hunger start?
A. When the Chinese start eating with a spoon.

Q. How did the Chinese crack Pentagon security?
A. They each tried a password.

Q. Is there something to take away the smell of onion?
A. Yes, garlic.

Q. Why are there more men then monkeys?
A. Because sex in a tree is not very comfortable!

Q. Is it true that impotent men live longer?
A. Yes, but for nothing.

Q. What is the resemblance between a guillotine and alcohol?
A. They both make you loose your head!

Q. Why are lions kept in cages?
A. They would drown in an aquarium.

Q. Why did God invent man?
A. Because a vibrator could not bring money home.

Q. When does a man consider a candle lit dinner?
A. When the power is off.

Q. When is a man good company for a woman?
A. When the man owns the company!

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The A-Team

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team“. I grew up with this show. Every episode meant laughing my ass off. The plot was so unlikely and the execution of the plan so sci-fi that you could not move until it was over.

So, i could not pass the opportunity to see a long movie about how this team was born. And it was awesome. A few scenes were just a bit exaggerated but just enough to be funny. The new characters were close enough to the original ones. And they even brought in the van.

The best thing about the series was the witty dialog and that was not missing from the movie:

Lt. Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck: What the Hell was that?
Capt. ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock: If you look out the right hand side of the aircraft you will notice that the right wing is on fire.

Sgt. Bosco ‘B.A.’ Baracus: You pancaked my van! I’m gonna kill you, fool!
Capt. ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock: You can’t park there, that’s a handicap zone.

Capt. ‘Howling Mad’ Murdock: Hang on, everybody – I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!
Lt. Templeton ‘Faceman’ Peck: Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Adios Mother Fucker!

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Life… likes and dislikes

I’ve gotten to that moment when i realize what “live goes on” means. I came back from KISC with big plans: running for the NORS board as International Commissioner. Unfortunately (i thought at that time), the general assembly did not choose me. After a 48 hour trip just to run for a position in the board willing to do what only other 8 people in the whole organization were willing to do: keep scouting alive in Romania.

But now, after having a bit of time since that moment i see it turned out for the best. I was appointed Executive in the International Department and i have more time for myself. I also realized that when a door closes at least two other ones open for you if you know where to look. It took me a few more months to finish university but i got to spend the best 3 months of my life in Kandersteg doing what i love: scouting. It was there, that i came across the perfect Masters for me: International Events Management. It’s perfect because it integrates all the things i like and learned in the past years.

To continue looking for open doors i decided to start with the one leading inside. So, to begin with, i read the book “Who am I?” by Mihail Musat. The book is made out of a series of questions you have to answer to yourself, thus making you say out loud how things are and accept reality so you know where you start from.

There ware two questions i could not answer though: “What are the things others like about me?” and “Why do they like those things?”. So, maybe you guys can help me and say in a comment what you like about me and why and if you wish also what you don’t like and why. I really look forward to read your comments. They will be a foundation for my future development to know what to improve.

And as an early thank you…

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KISC ep. 13 – Update

Hi there,

I’m back after a few crazy weeks here at KISC. The permanent mini jamboree is ready for summer thanks to all the Pinkies working hard over here.

Since my last post, i’ve managed to get to Oeschinensee, a lovely lake near the village, had an awesome staff night out in the high rope park and had the Upper Hut opening party. Also, my parents came for a 3 day visit and we had a great trip around Lugano, Interlaken, Basel and Zurich.

Here is proof:

And in other news, still scout related, i’ve been working hard for different projects. I’ve managed to get the 2 participants for a project in Bulgaria, about partnership with local authorities. I have made a draft action plan for the Global Development Lounge from the national scout camp and it seems that it will happen like that: some very interesting workshops/activities regarding water, human rights, smoking and other eco related activities plus some really nice surprises for all the leaders and scouts participating. I’ve also made two activity proposals for the national cub-scout camp, again really fun eco activities. And finally, for the national explorer-scout camp i will be in charge of first aid and it could happen that i will have an activity to run.

Non-scout related, i have started an online course: “Online Image of an Organization”, that will probably be put to practice on the NORS facebook page i run.

But that’s enough about me, what have you guys been up to?


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